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Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out
-Fact Sphere
But allow me to be Mr. Obvious and say that you've missed the 'n' in the word "standard"
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American : Waaaazzzuuuupp!!!
Puerto Rican : ¿Quééé pasaaaaa!!!
German : Wasgehdaaaab!!!
Italian : Come vaaaaaaaa!!!
Japanese: Waaazzabiii!!!
French : Çaaaaaaaa Vaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Jew: Shaaalooooooooom!
Ork: WAAAAAGH!!!
Hey look investors. I a businessman, and that means I fill needs. Not needs like humanity because that would fall between the purview of your conundrums of your sociology. I solve practical problems. For instance, how do I keep my treasures safe from intruders? The answer, use a turret. And if that don't work, use more turrets. Like this .45mm twin linked AI turret thought by me...
Turret: Hello.
Cave Johnson:
...Built by me...
Turret: Who's there?
Cave Johnson:
And you best hope... Not pointing at you.
Turret: Target acquired.
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American : Waaaazzzuuuupp!!!
Puerto Rican : ¿Quééé pasaaaaa!!!
German : Wasgehdaaaab!!!
Italian : Come vaaaaaaaa!!!
Japanese: Waaazzabiii!!!
French : Çaaaaaaaa Vaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Jew: Shaaalooooooooom!
Ork: WAAAAAGH!!!
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All of my comments are informative, or so I'm told.
Beancounter said I couldn't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair - did it anyway, ramps are expensive!
#Combustable-Lemons <--- Join the cause. Burn life's house down.